Dziwka przejebane i ssie kutasa

I was so shocked and saddened when I heard about the professor's house burning down due to a faulty smoke machine or something.

Not so much for the professor. Bastard gave me a C last semester.

But for all the beautiful and historical artifacts he had acquired over the years, not the least of which was the bottle.

I wondered what had happened to it.

Rumors started filtering around through campus that the bottle was destroyed.