Arabski muzułmanin uzależniony od skarpet

I am a Muslim idiot. I am a brother. A brother Muslim idiot. That's what you are.

Let me read this book and stop disturbing me with your nonsense.

Let's make a deal. You tell nothing to mommy and I will let you jerk at my face.

You know what? You can't go to pray because you have a boner now.

And it's not allowed to go to pray with a boner.